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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

~101 wAyS tO aNnOy PeOpLe~

hi!!....yes i'm bored....very bored...so hers is 101 ways to annoy people...


Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Sniffle incessantly.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Name your dog "Dog."

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying
more any moment.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Wear your pants backwards.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

only type in lowercase.

dont use any punctuation either

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

Light road flares on a birthday cake.

Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it
up," and repeat.

Drive half a block.

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

Ask people what gender they are.

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr.
Rogers theme song.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

Wear a LOT of cologne.

Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental
processing."

Sing along at the opera.

Mow your lawn with scissors.

At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about
"psychological profiles."
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Never make eye contact.

Never break eye contact..

Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.


lawl...haha...enjoy

Saturday, October 24, 2009

~eMo LiFe~

Yo....wad up....i know lifes never fair and we get screwed up sometimes...but thats life...just GET OVER LIFE....

born free,
as free as the wind blows,
as free as the grass grows,
born free to follow your heart,

Free to fly,
like a bird in the blue sky,
free to sing,
likes no ones looking,

free to live,
till the last air to breath,
free to love,
anyone at all....
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that was my old post on my old blogger lawl^^

~dIfFeReNt~

how would you like being the same as everyone else?...how wold you feel that you don't stand up among everyone else?...how would you like to be forgotten?....how would you feel being lonely?...sad isn't it to be invincible to the world...yes it is...buu and doo(their people) are like doing what i'm doing and its just so fucking annoying...and yes I HATE SHARING...I HATE BEING THE SAME....I HATE SHARING!....emos, goths, punks are so different from all of us. what makes them so different?....Firstly they stand out of the typical society...they dont do what we ORDINARY people do every day...hmmm...what do ORDINARY people do everyday?...let me see....well...wake up, breakfast, go to work, come back from work, dinner, sleep. NO kidding...seriously...WE DONT HAVE OUR OWN PERSONALITY...YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT EMOS. GOTHS. PUNKS ARE LIKE SO MUCH DIFFERENT FROM YOU..THINK AGAIN...THEY ARE DIFFERENT AND YOUR JUST THE SAME AS EVERYONE AROUND YOU...so who the fuck do you think is more special...duh the emos, goths. and punks...you same people are just boring boring boring boring boring....lousy fuckers...I WANT TO BE DIFFERENT...SO TO THE FUCK WITH IT!...^^...now that feels better...anyways...i'll post little johnny later when i aint so piss...^^

Monday, October 19, 2009

~gUeSs WhAt?~

GUESS WHAT!!!....LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK...and yes this is the 3rd time ur hearing from me again today...haha...well to bad...

heres little johnny...

Story 13-Do Hearts Have Legs?

Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

Story 14-Mommy's Balloons

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Story 15-The Music Teacher

The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."

The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."

Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano."

Story 16-Stick It Out Johnny

One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.

The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"

Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there."

"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher.

A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.

Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his dick haging out of his pants.

The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!"

Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up."

Story 17-Johnny Needs A Bike

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Story 18-The Urinate Joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"


...and thats not all...more coming^^...

~mY oLd ViDeOs I mAdE~

lol...yo ppl...crapper again for the second time...and yes i found my old videos that i made when i was form 1...hehe...lol...its not that good...anyways i'm uploading it for the sake of boredem...its just pictures and musics...but hey i was testing out window movie maker^^...cant blame a noob...lawl

Video 1: Never Before Told Fairy Tale
Chapter 1





Video 2:Never Before Told Fairy Tale
Chapter 2-end

~FerRy HaLiM~

hi ya'll...back again....yes crapper back...i know....i know...blah...okay i'm like sitting next to some loud person...aka my mother....holding a plastic ruler and waking the shit out of her student(not in a abuse way)...but a teaching....lawl....okay....heres why i'm wrighting....when your like stress out of work or maybe taking a break...play this games...they have sooothing music and fun...and cute tooo....^^

heres the link: http://www.ferryhalim.com/

enjoy!!

oh and i still cant post Little Johnny crap.....i'll think of something soon...hang in there...

Thursday, October 15, 2009

~SoMeThInG tO eNtErTaIn~

?okay so i was think while you guys wait for little johnny....here's some funny insults to say to people who bothers you example CS (shes some stupid person)....

Here's what to say...

1.Are you parents siblings?

2.Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

3.Did your parents ever ask you run away from home?

4.Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

5.Your the living proof that man can live without a brain.

6.Your not stupid, your just possessed by a retarded ghost.

7.How did you get here?, Did someone leave your cage open.

well thats it...enjoy insulting people you hate....^^

~CrApPeR bAcK wItH mOrE lItTlE jOhNny~

Hi...i'm back after a long boring,stressfull, irritating break...and yes PMR is over...YAHOO!!!...but no yahoo for me...as i thought that i'll be so freaking awesome after PMR but theres no bloody thing to do...GOD!!!....and yes...as you ask me to update my blog wy-yenn..
~Here are the little Johnny's i said to post....13-18....But this crappy blog wont let me copy and paste....haizz....(@.@).....so yea...no little johnny.....

Thursday, July 9, 2009

~=.=~

Tag By Phoa Phoa

.1. Besides your lips, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
- Donno .

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
- God damn it

3. Who was the last person/people you took photo with?
- no one

4. Would you consider yourself spoilt?
- Fuck YEA

5. Will you ever donate blood?
- no

6. Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
- yea

7. Do you want someone to be dead?
- yes...everyday

8. What does your last message say?
- u expect me to remember =.=.

9. What are you thinking right now?
- not going to tuition .

10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
- No

11. What was the time you went to bed last night?
- donno

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
- the prostitute house

13. Is someone in your mind right now?
- no

14. Who was the last person who text you?
- forgot

Tag 10 "lucky" people do this quiz

1.PHOA
2.Wy-Yenn
3.Hon-Hon
4.Amanda
5.Celine
6.Ching Seet
7.Racheal Tan
8.Carissa
9.Gerardo >=)
10.Elton John

15. Who is number 2 having a relationship with
-donno, you ask her la.

16. Is number 3 a male or female?
- both

17. If number 7 and number 1 get together will it be good?
- end of human civilization

18. What is number 1 studying?
- how to be a retard

19. Is number 4 single?
- guess so.

20. Say something about number 6 .
- CHING SEET!!!MY 20 BUCKS!!^^

21. What you think of number 3 and number 6 being together?
- End of the world.

22. Describe number 9 .
- asshole and a jerk but also a good friend ^^

23. Do you like number 8 ?
=.=

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

~LiTtLe JoHnNy'S bAcK~

okay...her are the little johnny storys^^...and once again....i didn't write the stories...7 to 12...

Story 7:Big Words

Teacher turns to her class and says "Today class, we are going to pick out some big words and use them in a sentence. Jenny would you like to go first?"

"Yes Ma'am. Hypocrite. That boy was a hypocrite. He said it was not OK to go outside and play. Then he went out to play"

"Very Good Jenny!"

Little Johnny jumps up in the back of the room waving his hands. "Yes Johnny" "I have a big one!" He exclaimed.

Sighing the teacher holds her hands together and prays silently, "Go ahead Johnny" she says.

"Harassment!" says Little Johnny, "Her mouth said no, but harassment yes!"


Story 8: Home Early

Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised that Johnny was home so early, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?"

Johnny answered, "I was the only one who could answer a question."

"Oh, really? What was the question?" his mother asked.

"Who threw the eraser at the teacher?"


Story 9: True Love

Little Johnny came home from his hot date and sat down to talk with his dad. He had a smile on his face. 'It must be true love, dad' he sighed.

'What makes you think that it is true love?' asks his dad.

'Well," says Little Johnny, 'Suzy started out giving me the best blow job I've ever had.'

'Nah,' replied his dad, 'that's not true love, it is just lust.

' The next night Little Johnny came in after his date, and sat down again to talk with his dad. 'For sure it is true love, dad.' he said.

'What makes you think that it is true love this time?' asks his dad.

'Well," says Little Johnny, 'Tonight Suzy gave me the best blow job of my life, then let me take her up the ass!'

'That's not true love, Johnny,' replied his dad, 'that is just infatuation.'

'If what Suzy and I have is just infatuation, then what is true love?' asked Little Johnny, confused.

'Well,' says his dad, 'if it was true love, she would let you f*ck her up the ass first, then give you the best blow job of your life!'


Story 10: Cheats

Little Johnny to Billy, "You know, Jane Smith cheats!"

"Why do you say that?" asked Billy.

"Well she said she'd show me hers if I showed her mine - but it turns out she hasn't got one!" exclaimed Little Johnny.

Story 11: Empty Stomach

Tell me something," asked Freddie, "how many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach, Little Johnny?"

Little Johnny scratched his lizard pecker head and said, "Well, five, I think."

"Wrong," said Jon. "You can only eat just one. After that, your stomach isn't empty any more! Gotcha!"

Little Johnny was impressed so he decided to pull the joke on his sister, Judi, when he got home.

"Hey, Sis, how many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach?"

Judi thought for a minute or two (it takes awhile to get those two brain cells to fire together) and said, "Two."

Little Johnny was dejected. "Aw, if you'd said *five* I had a great joke for you!"


Story 12: Hair

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning.

He got to thinking about things, and asked, "Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?"

"He thinks a lot, dear" replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a such good answer to her husband's baldness.

"Then why do you have so much hair?" asked Little Johnny.
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thats it again....lawl...

~BoRiNg HoLiDaYs~

*yawn*...okay the holiday are actually boring....but i manage to get through lol...hanging wth friends and (so on)...but somthing made me wright here...and its................................ITS LITTLE JOHNNY lol(i didn't make the story of little johnny, i found the story)....and u must think dirty to understand the story of "Little Johnny"...here's story 1 to 6....have fun...and maybe not all the story are dirty^^...just some....

Story 1: Strange Man

Little Johnny ran out to a field his Pa was plowing to report, "there's a strange man at the house. I dunno what he wants." "Son," the father told him, "if it's the landlord, he wants his rent. If it's the banker, he's come to foreclose the mortgage. And if it's a traveling salesman, you run home fast as your legs will carry you and sit in your maw's lap til I get there!"


Story 2:How To Sell Toothbrushes

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "

Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.

"$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like shit!" Then I would say,

"It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"


Story 3:Hit Thumb

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily.

His mother asked, "What's the matter now?"

"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears.

"That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"

"I did!" sobbed Johnny.

Story 4:Impure Thoughts

Little Johnny was taking confession, and he told the priest that he was having impure thoughts about his sister. "Is this a sin, Father?" he asked.

The priest nodded and said, "Yes, Little Johnny, indeed, it is a sin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have."


Story 5:Side Pain


At Sunday school, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as though he was ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I am going to have a wife."

Story 6:Blunders

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he needed glasses."
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Thats it for now....hope it made you laugh...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

~BoRiNg DaY~

boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring, boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring, boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring,boring...





Haiz(=.=)....today nothing to do in school...
always concert practices...




Come home also wanna sleep...
somehow my energy has been suck out...




Zzzzzzzz.....




But a nice video woke me up...
i dono weather you think is nice or not....






I don't fucking care....
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...

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=.=....cannot post video...my comp something wrong...screw it....

Friday, April 10, 2009

~Ways To Secure Your Home~

Back...today my mother told me that some 7 year old kid got kidnap near my neighborhood...i wonder what their gonna do to him...*thinking*....yea so whatever...i was wondering how to secure the house when no ones at home...(so that idiots wont break in no matter how hard they try. They'll probably give up anyways)...okay here are the ways to secure your home...

Ways To Secure Your Home

1. lock everything thing in your house etc...doors,windows,toilet windows,toilet bowls..
and after you lock every damn thing...you swallow the keys...(don't worry,when you shit it'll
come out and that's when you can enter your home. WARNING: never keep spare keys).

2. Keep a pair of Pitt Bulls(killer dogs)in your front porch.Train it to not eat food from other
people...and a anaconda in your home...(if anything happens to you just call 911)...

3. install a thumb scanner,eye scanner,palm scanner,toe scanner,hair scanner,"private parts"
scanner,nose scanner...and a code lock...at lest make your code 90 numbers long...(if
anything should break down...use someones head to break in).

4. install machine guns aiming at your doors,windows,toilet windows,toilet bowls...(if you get
shot...that ain't a problem,just take it like a man).

5.Hire 60 soldiers to protect your house...(make sure they their good looking)...


that's about it for securing your house in case of break in's....lol....and you have been warned...

Friday, March 27, 2009

~I'm EmO tO ThE eXtReMe~

okay...crapper back...HELP!!!...i don't want to be emo...(T_T)...okay today i went BU3 haha...the teachers thinks i'm a new student lol...and me and phoa went to centre point...but after phoa went back...something terrible happened.......i went into Gardean(is that how you spell it?)...and bought a BLACK EYELINER!!! and when i went home i was like WTF!!!....why the hell did i buy a fucking black eyeliner....i'm affraid to be come very emo...i mean...i wont have any much fun anymore...okay i know i'm crapping...but help....

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

~tElL iT tO mY fAcE~

i'm guessing i'm back=.=....i darn lazy to wright last erm....how long was it???....who the hell cares anyways....so...what to talk about...oh yea....so theres this dude(or i should say chick cuz he acts like a girl) in my class...i tell you he looks(to horrorible to post)....okay=.=....so my class just bullies him..they call him Tai Kor(his not one=.= and he'll never be one)...the thing that pisses me off is that he wrote crap about the class on his blog...what a pussy....he cant even tell us stright to our faces....and he makes people up...like his "girlfriend"....okay first of all...just look at him....which girl would ever go out with a guy like him....his short, fugly and his a REAL BIG ASSHOLE...okay moving on....assessment 2 starting next week...and i havent even started studying....haiz=.=...lifes getting suckier when i'm growing older....thats all....haiz...(=.=)

Friday, January 23, 2009

~bAcK~

okie....crappy writer is back lol...okok...its been a very very very very long time since i have writen on my blog....lol...today in school Wy-Yenn told me the meaning of AIDS^^....AIDS is Another Idiot Dying Soon....lol...ahhahah....and she(Wy-Yenn) and i played RO....theres was this guy character came up to use to join his guild....so we were like "yea sure"....so he said that there was an interview before we get in...so i was like "oooookkkkiiiiieeee"....so we went to some place and i saw his guild name called something Hentai(i forgot the full name)...and i was like "OMG YOU WATCH PORN"....and yea...so he told us the "RULES"....and we're like "there are rules"...and he started to go on and on and on....LIKE SCHOOL....LIKE MY GEOGRAFI TEACHER...and i'm like laughing my ass out...and he goes "respect other so you get back the same respect blah blah blah"....he went on for 30 minutes...i feel like i havent left school yet...anyways we didnt even bother yo join the guild....to many rules to follow....i dont think i even follow rules....lol...haha....so i think thats all for today...lol...so short....llooll^^....

Friday, January 9, 2009

~BaCk To ScHoOl~

haiz.....i know...i know.....its been 5 days since we've been back to school but i cant use the damn computer....haiz.....its like hell.....lucky no stress yet...^^....but got homework on the first day(sian=.=)....damn lar.....
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Moving On.....okok i know what to talk about...."Phoa and Me conversation on MSN".....episode 1: OLDIES


Phoa: i like oldies
Me: you like old ppl?
Phoa: ==
Phoa: old songs you arse
Me: hahaha
Me: you like old ppl
Me: hahahah
Phoa: ==
Phoa:im-not-like-you
Phoa: who write story about a girl who likes her father
Phoa: gross
Me: hey
Me: its a classic
Phoa: classic
Phoa: by you

~and it goes on.....okie i take random conversations okie....so i dont care what you think.....maybe i should put the story of what we we're talking about on blogger....^^hehe^^....sick.....thats it.....hope to write again soon...