~101 wAyS tO aNnOy PeOpLe~

hi!!....yes i'm bored....very bored...so hers is 101 ways to annoy people...


Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Sniffle incessantly.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Name your dog "Dog."

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying
more any moment.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Wear your pants backwards.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

only type in lowercase.

dont use any punctuation either

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

Light road flares on a birthday cake.

Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it
up," and repeat.

Drive half a block.

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

Ask people what gender they are.

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr.
Rogers theme song.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

Wear a LOT of cologne.

Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental
processing."

Sing along at the opera.

Mow your lawn with scissors.

At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about
"psychological profiles."
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Never make eye contact.

Never break eye contact..

Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.


lawl...haha...enjoy

~eMo LiFe~

Yo....wad up....i know lifes never fair and we get screwed up sometimes...but thats life...just GET OVER LIFE....

born free,
as free as the wind blows,
as free as the grass grows,
born free to follow your heart,

Free to fly,
like a bird in the blue sky,
free to sing,
likes no ones looking,

free to live,
till the last air to breath,
free to love,
anyone at all....
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that was my old post on my old blogger lawl^^

~dIfFeReNt~

how would you like being the same as everyone else?...how wold you feel that you don't stand up among everyone else?...how would you like to be forgotten?....how would you feel being lonely?...sad isn't it to be invincible to the world...yes it is...buu and doo(their people) are like doing what i'm doing and its just so fucking annoying...and yes I HATE SHARING...I HATE BEING THE SAME....I HATE SHARING!....emos, goths, punks are so different from all of us. what makes them so different?....Firstly they stand out of the typical society...they dont do what we ORDINARY people do every day...hmmm...what do ORDINARY people do everyday?...let me see....well...wake up, breakfast, go to work, come back from work, dinner, sleep. NO kidding...seriously...WE DONT HAVE OUR OWN PERSONALITY...YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT EMOS. GOTHS. PUNKS ARE LIKE SO MUCH DIFFERENT FROM YOU..THINK AGAIN...THEY ARE DIFFERENT AND YOUR JUST THE SAME AS EVERYONE AROUND YOU...so who the fuck do you think is more special...duh the emos, goths. and punks...you same people are just boring boring boring boring boring....lousy fuckers...I WANT TO BE DIFFERENT...SO TO THE FUCK WITH IT!...^^...now that feels better...anyways...i'll post little johnny later when i aint so piss...^^

~gUeSs WhAt?~

GUESS WHAT!!!....LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK...and yes this is the 3rd time ur hearing from me again today...haha...well to bad...

heres little johnny...

Story 13-Do Hearts Have Legs?

Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

Story 14-Mommy's Balloons

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Story 15-The Music Teacher

The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."

The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."

Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano."

Story 16-Stick It Out Johnny

One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.

The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"

Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there."

"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher.

A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.

Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his dick haging out of his pants.

The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!"

Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up."

Story 17-Johnny Needs A Bike

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Story 18-The Urinate Joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"


...and thats not all...more coming^^...

~mY oLd ViDeOs I mAdE~

lol...yo ppl...crapper again for the second time...and yes i found my old videos that i made when i was form 1...hehe...lol...its not that good...anyways i'm uploading it for the sake of boredem...its just pictures and musics...but hey i was testing out window movie maker^^...cant blame a noob...lawl

Video 1: Never Before Told Fairy Tale
Chapter 1





Video 2:Never Before Told Fairy Tale
Chapter 2-end

~FerRy HaLiM~

hi ya'll...back again....yes crapper back...i know....i know...blah...okay i'm like sitting next to some loud person...aka my mother....holding a plastic ruler and waking the shit out of her student(not in a abuse way)...but a teaching....lawl....okay....heres why i'm wrighting....when your like stress out of work or maybe taking a break...play this games...they have sooothing music and fun...and cute tooo....^^

heres the link: http://www.ferryhalim.com/

enjoy!!

oh and i still cant post Little Johnny crap.....i'll think of something soon...hang in there...

~SoMeThInG tO eNtErTaIn~

?okay so i was think while you guys wait for little johnny....here's some funny insults to say to people who bothers you example CS (shes some stupid person)....

Here's what to say...

1.Are you parents siblings?

2.Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

3.Did your parents ever ask you run away from home?

4.Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

5.Your the living proof that man can live without a brain.

6.Your not stupid, your just possessed by a retarded ghost.

7.How did you get here?, Did someone leave your cage open.

well thats it...enjoy insulting people you hate....^^